February 2012
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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butterfaekills replied to your post: spend the last two hours of my shift at work…
all i saw were nachos.
I could write a fucking ode to the wonder that is nachos.
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spend the last two hours of my shift at work telling everyone how tired I am
come home and internet until I pass out.
also nachos
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“Tragedy makes you grow up.”
– Jane Campion
(NZ, not Australian, film director. The only woman to have won the Palme D’Or at Cannes)
anthrodynia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a state of exhaustion with how shitty people can be to each other, typically causing a countervailing sense of affection for all things that are sincere but not judgmental, are unabashedly joyful, or just are.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
“When she came out for her bow, Miuccia Prada stumbled briefly atop a pair of her...”
– WWD on Prada’s F/W 2012 show (via joedoe)
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friend just told me she was going to embroider me a pillow that said “suck my diiiiiiick I’m a shaaaaark”
pretty sure this is what we call ‘true love’ and that we’re engaged now because this is the best gift ever.
I am the lizard queen.: Hey LGBT Activists, →
ethiopienne:
You do know that it’s possible to fight for LGBT rights without appropriating the Civil Rights movement, right? And that the Civil Rights movement is not yours to appropriate? And that dismantling homophobia can be done without perpetuating racism? And that—huge shocker here, I…
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cassket replied to your post: waitwaitwait I think I missed something. what’s this about neil degrasse tyson and graduation?
OH MY GOD NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON!
I KNOW RIGHT
HE’S NOT EVEN KEYNOTE SPEAKER WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE ADMINISTRATION
I AM SO JEALOUS OF THIS YEAR’S GRADUATES UGH.
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welp i just almost folded myself into a sofa bed accidentally
was really glad no one was around to see it and then decided that i should tell the internet.
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ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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Only in my family is 10 hours from their arrival an acceptable window to say “oh hi we’re coming up to San Francisco for the weekend meet you at the hotel!”
(mini family reunions are basically just boozefests)
“I am a forest and a night of dark trees: but he who is not afraid of my...”
– Nietzsche (via thegardennymph)
faerielandsforlorn asked: waitwaitwait I think I missed something. what's this about neil degrasse tyson and graduation?
“Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck”
– Rise Against (via lottiefox)
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