i swallowed a shooting star: Archive

Kevin Kline is just so fucking attractive in The Pirates of Penzance.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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i am a pirate king.

Dec 31st

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Tonight has been declared “Becca watches The Pirates of Penzance on repeat until she passes out” night.

Dec 31st

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Mom emailed me saying “I’m thinking of taking up yodeling to annoy your father.” Five minutes later I got an email from Dad that just read “help.”

Dec 31st

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“All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine...”

– Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via matrem)

Dec 31st

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Dr. Who Rewatch.

Oh Nine. Nine is so underrated. I love him.

Dec 31st

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I keep reminding myself that it’s completely irresponsible to buy myself all the New Who series. It’s not helping. FFFF.

Dec 31st

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“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”

– Sylvia Plath (via soulofawomanwascreatedbelow)

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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bonewhiteglory answered your question: I just want to spend most of my life in beautiful… You have just described my ideal life. I was having a tough time of coming up with a better life scenario than that. I doubt that I ever will. (also I’d say we should start a club or something but c’mon it’s well-dressed women drinking, I’m sure there are plenty of clubs...

Dec 30th

I wish we could like replies and answers.

Dec 30th

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I just want to spend most of my life in beautiful 50s cocktail dresses paired with spiked chokers and combat boots with a tumbler of whiskey or scotch in my hand. Is that too much to ask?

Dec 30th

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I just remembered Fred.

Fred was my mother and uncle’s pet skeleton when they were little. He was a real skeleton strung together with wire for anatomy classes. He somehow ended up at the house. They used to pose him in the yard. The cops didn’t approve.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Me on the phone with my mother: Just mail me the dirigible sharks when I ask for them, dammit!

Gentlemen next to me in the airport: (coughs and makes a noise that could be a snort of laughter)

Dec 29th

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I had something to say and then I forgot it. And I posted this instead.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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“Imagine a world where YouTube, Flickr, Facebook or Twitter had never been...”

– Andrew Howard on what SOPA and the Protect IP act mean for the future of the Internet and how they affect you directly. Read it, then watch this, then go do something about it. (via curiositycounts) “And we don’t live in a fascist nationnnnn!” Right? ….right??? (via brokenheartsandburningwings)

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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write a post about me? (you said I could): I adore your blog. It’s funny, smart, and I think you have fantastic taste in art. You seem like a fantastic, down-to-earth person that would be fun to hang out with in real life. I’m so glad I followed your blog!

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Just located a sticky note in my handwriting that says “And for god’s sake, stop watering the lilies with wine!”

Dec 27th

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I'm feeling extremely talkative. So send me a...

Dec 27th

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Mom: Let's watch a Christmas movie.
Me: Okay.
Mom: How about Black Swan?
Me: Well that's not really a Christmas mov--
Mom: Black Swan it is!
Me: It's not a Christmas movie.
Mom: THERE'S SNOW, IT COUNTS.

Dec 27th

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