March 2012
When you start to try to type “Japanese police” into Google, the auto-suggest is “Japanese potato salad”. Thank you, Google. That was not what I was looking for.
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brokenheartsandburningwings replied to your post: Guys, I like California a lot, but sometimes I…
The East Coast misses you too.
<3!
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sailyoursea replied to your post: Guys, I like California a lot, but sometimes I…
come backkkkk :)
I will eventually! I’m still hoping to make graduation, even though it’s highly unlikely. I miss you all something terrible.
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Guys, I like California a lot, but sometimes I miss the East Coast so much it hurts. It’s amazing how a place can really become a part of a person.
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All these “I hope Rick Santorum” all over my dash are making my night.
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bonewhiteglory replied to your post: I really really really want to file my nails into…
You absolutely should!
I think I’m going to have to do so.
Though I suppose I’ll wait for the last two weeks of work to be up before doing so, as I don’t think they’d approve.
I am going to end up accidentally stabbing myself with my own nails. Oh well.
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I really really really want to file my nails into points.
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“Mustaches are sexual beings too, y’know.”
– text from a friend
February 2012
Just got an invite to AARP.
I appear to have aged quite dramatically, then.
bonewhiteglory asked: ♥ and +
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put a symbol in my ask. i'll be honest. →
m0therfucker-:
† Your religious Views? @ Have you ever self-harmed? Why? # Relationship with your father? $ Relationship with your mother? % Who is your most loved person? ^ Have you ever been bullied? & What is your sexuality? ☼ Who makes you the happiest? * What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done? + What calms you down when you’re upset? ♥ Have you ever fallen in love? ¤...
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Dear LinkedIn,
The United Kingdom does not actually fall within >20 miles from the San Francisco Bay Area. Just so you know.
Love,
Becca
butterfaekills replied to your post: it’s 9 pm and I’m falling asleep who am I and…
are you old
apparently
but still young enough to not give in to the sleepies and just staying on the internet instead
it’s 9 pm and I’m falling asleep
who am I and what have I done with myself
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bonewhiteglory replied to your post: One of my roommates appears to be sleep texting.
Who knew that was possible??
I know, right?
I can’t decide if it would be useful or a curse. All depends on what you text, I suppose.
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bonewhiteglory:
Books are rad as fuck.
One of my roommates appears to be sleep texting.
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There’s a smooth jazz version of Bon Jovi’s “It’s My Life” that plays as dining background music at work.
I can’t even.
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I just found about sixty dollars tucked up inside my pillowcase with a sticky note that just says “leprechaun gold” on it.
what the fuck, self.
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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Sometimes I get into these weird states of mind where all I want to do is type in time with the beat of whatever song I’m listening to at the time.
(it can be a lot harder than you’d think)
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“You cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to...
apiphile:
— clive barker
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bonewhiteglory replied to your post: In case anyone was wondering, I still hate laundry…
Laundry day is the worst day.
It so is. And the worst part of it is even once you’re done, you know that sooner or later, it’s going to come around again…
Laundry could just be one of the most cunning forms of evil.
also my ability to wash money even if I check all the pockets of...
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In case anyone was wondering, I still hate laundry day with a blazing passion.
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